Free-lance honey badger 

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.

Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!

Free-lance honey badger by I Know Things May 26, 2014

free lance slam piece

A female who is used exclusively for sex but in this case isn't attached to any one "slammer." She leaves her options open.

Lidya is a free lance slam piece.

free lance slam piece by Manbeast December 13, 2006

free lancer 

When you become single and decide you don't want a relationship and want to play out all of your options. Instead of dating one person, you date several to make sure the one you pick isn't a douche bag!

Since Nicole's been single shes sure become a free lancer!

free lancer by nicole911reno February 25, 2009

free-lancing 

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

free-lancing by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing 

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

Free Lancing by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.

man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

freelance whales by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010

Freelance Police 

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

Freelance Police by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011