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Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.
Freckle the bowl by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

bowl freckler

Spattering diarrhea all over the inside of a toilet bowl, usually after consuming JoJo's savory wedges from a shittily maintained service deli. At $2.50 a pound, indigestion is cheaply purchased in a white bag at your local Vons.
I left a serious bowl freckler in the employee bathroom after grubbing a pound of those greasy ass potatoes.
bowl freckler by BES the man July 10, 2006