freckle bowl

the little dots of shit left all over the inside of the toilet bowl after a particullary explosive episode of diarrhea.

person #1 "dude, what did you do! the inside of my toilet looks like a jackson pollock!"

person #2 "sorry for the freckle bowl but I think that my hot wings, prunes and apple cider snack finally caught up with me."

freckle bowl by Johnny-P March 7, 2012

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Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

Freckle the bowl by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

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Related Words

freckle bowl • Freckle the bowl • bowl freckler • Freckle • Freckle Bitchs • Freckle Neck • freckle puffed • Freckle Back • Freckle belt • Freckle-Boy

bowl freckler

Spattering diarrhea all over the inside of a toilet bowl, usually after consuming JoJo's savory wedges from a shittily maintained service deli. At $2.50 a pound, indigestion is cheaply purchased in a white bag at your local Vons.

I left a serious bowl freckler in the employee bathroom after grubbing a pound of those greasy ass potatoes.

bowl freckler by BES the man July 10, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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