Floorhoe 

A hoe that's always on her knees if you know what I mean.

Why does she always have bruises on her knees... oh nvm she must be a floorhoe.

Floorhoe by thecoolestpersoneveromg November 27, 2017

floorhead 

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

floorhead by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

floorheatersexual

a sexual attraction to floor heaters; sticking dick into the floor heater; rubbing vagina on floor heater

Tom: I'm floorheatersexual
Fiona: Oh dang

floorheatersexual by ChungusGF March 18, 2019