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floophaloos 

when a man is very upset and he has kids so he can't cuss and he can't stomp or shout because his wife will be pissed so he goes to drive around when all of a sudden, their pet squirlle, Davide has a heart attack and so now the man is crying and then the squirlle come to life and then he has the shit scared out of hum and then he rams the back of a cop car. The first word he says is called a floophaloos because it has just been a realy fucked up day.
Dammit!!!!!@@^$#$@^$#$@ - because dammit was the first word he had said that would be a floophaloos.
floophaloos by I am bored and alone September 18, 2017
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Monuh monuh floopaloop 

What the German lyrics in Nena's "99 Red Balloons" sounds like English speakers.
I was listening to some 80's songs last night and I wear this betty was singing " Monuh monuh floopaloop "

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026