flap jack

Speculum used in Gynaecological procedures
to literally jack a womans flaps open

warm up the flap jack nurse...dont want her to catch frostbite

by arrows101 February 13, 2009

flap jack

when a women gets kicked in the crotch.

she needs to receive a flap jack for being a dreaded anus.

by Tinkerism February 01, 2018

flap jack

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"

"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"

by frank the fat kid tom July 24, 2007

flap jack

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.

"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"

by robgards September 17, 2007

flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 04, 2004

flap jack

Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.

I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.

by spencer miller March 08, 2005