five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 8, 2005

five inch forehead man

A man with a really huge forehead. Usually ranging in dstance between the nose and hairline from 4.5 to 5.5 inches or so.

One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'

look at the head on this dude.

Oh i know him. thats five inch forehead man.

by parrowman1 August 1, 2010

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

Five Inch Adventure

A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt

Sit back and light the five inch adventure

by yannidepp December 5, 2009