Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.
by sassafras July 08, 2005
A man with a really huge forehead. Usually ranging in dstance between the nose and hairline from 4.5 to 5.5 inches or so.
One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'
One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'
by parrowman1 August 01, 2010
A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt
by yannidepp December 05, 2009