fishgift

a completely useless gift that serves absolutely no purpose to anyone other than that of Officially Being a Gift. Useage results from a completely serious request made in a livejournal knitting community by someone who wanted ideas for something to knit for her goldfish, because all the other pets were getting knitted gifts, and she didn't want the goldfish to be left out.

"yeah, my grandmother sent me an embroidered cozy for my tea cozies. I don't even have tea cozies in the first place. TOTAL fishgift."

by d. snark October 19, 2006

Fishlifter

An arm; a forward appendage used for the grasping and lifting of fish.

Kaylan’s fishlifters were way beefier than Annalyssa’s, so Anna ran away instead of fighting.

by Kenaniah October 30, 2019