fishgift 

a completely useless gift that serves absolutely no purpose to anyone other than that of Officially Being a Gift. Useage results from a completely serious request made in a livejournal knitting community by someone who wanted ideas for something to knit for her goldfish, because all the other pets were getting knitted gifts, and she didn't want the goldfish to be left out.

"yeah, my grandmother sent me an embroidered cozy for my tea cozies. I don't even have tea cozies in the first place. TOTAL fishgift."

fishgift by d. snark October 19, 2006

Fishlifter 

An arm; a forward appendage used for the grasping and lifting of fish.

Kaylan’s fishlifters were way beefier than Annalyssa’s, so Anna ran away instead of fighting.

Fishlifter by Kenaniah October 30, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016