Fish Jump

When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww

I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.

by 124Abdc December 19, 2008

jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009