fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

by Drex Johnson March 08, 2010

Finger Dog

When you bite your finger and turns into a dog

“OH FUCK A FINGER DOG”

by Pro. Orieon January 24, 2019

Jerry finger dog

When jerry put 2 finger in the butt of his dog

jerry finger dog in butt

by Jerry finger dog June 19, 2019

fingering a dog

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

4 fingers w the dog fliter

pulls 0 bitches

oh! she just put up 4 fingers w the dog fliter

by Cowrow September 29, 2022