fingering a dog 

when you finger someone but it a dog

Person 1: I'm fingering a dog
Person 2: What in the everloving fuck did you just say?

fingering a dog by yesgamerboy69hahafuny April 14, 2021

fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

fingering the dog by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010