Festers Quest is when you shave your head bald, dress In your grandmothers coat and get a gun then start venturing into the wilderness searching for a pile of shit because that's what the game is.
by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019
noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.
by Znara March 6, 2008
by Andy Brotherton July 20, 2005
When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
I got a festering flute this morning.
by dyckdem December 19, 2007
by cuntmonkey September 14, 2003
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.
by Glowspank December 20, 2016