(Noun) . A specific kind of girlfriend. One that is good, helping to care for her man. Ex. " my fertie treats me like a king" or " hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"
" hey, that's a bad fertie! You ate all the candy!"

" my fertietreats me like a king"
by Shawners January 20, 2015
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Ferti is a definition of a guy who is somewhat of a wizard in the real world: his skills include releasing unbelievable amounts of words only to be followed by awkward silence in which the audience is not certain of what just happened.

The word Ferti can be used a slang for the philosophical paradigm of the tree in the forest and whether it makes a sound if no one's around to hear it.

Ferti is also a guy usually married to Vaya.
'That guy's such a Ferti, I think my ears are bleeding.'

'Would that Ferti talk as much if there was no one around to hear him?'
by afterglower December 6, 2011
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Curtis Fertis is anything and everything. Originating in Miami, Florida. It is the equivalent to the word "jawn." (originating in Philadelphia).
"Yo let me get some of that Curtis Fertis."
"We smoked some crazy Curtis Fertis last night."
"I'm on my way to the dinner Curtis Fertis."
by Notorious A.N.T April 27, 2010
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A mystical and wise commander from the universe of Time Soldiers.

One can invoke Rico Ferti when seeking to find his way in the race against time.
Rico Ferti: "Soldier aiming at your target, don't forget to shoot".

Time Soldier: "Roger that commander".
by 75TIMESOLDIER February 23, 2021
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