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femlet

A new age take on the mullet. no longer seen as trashy, but being grasped by todays young society. The Femlet is seen anywhere from metrosexuals to runways and everything in between. It consists of shorter hair on top that is thinned and very chunky, there may be track lines on one side slightly above the ear(straight cuts from hair clipper also called steps). The back is then thinned and textured with a razor as well. The whole cut consists of large amounts of hair product and It may also be paired with a Faux Hawk.
"Myspace is crawling with FEMLETS"

"Did you see the hairstyles on the runways? ALL FEMLETS!"

"Cut the top, leave the back, I want a classy femlet"
by Kristaface2 January 16, 2007
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Femlet

A combination of a femboy and a manlet.
"Damn shawdy you be lookin like a Femlet today."
by OBCD2 December 16, 2023
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Femlet

A pejorative used to describe women of short stature or tiny physique; the female equivalent of manlet.
Ariana Grande was picked up by a child rather easily, she's such a femlet.
by biggerbox April 14, 2024
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Femaletardness

The handicap many women suffer from due to their role in Society. As women have been expected to be more 'emotional' creatures and talk alot, they have developed more advanced emotional and social skills.

However, this to the level of sometimes making Everything more complicated than it really is.
- She: So Iv'e been thinking... it would be nice to spend more time together... well not ALL the time because that might cause us to get tired of each other, but you know more... Like then we could prioritize other things too if we would want... I mean of course!... Not that I mean that we should make each other LESS important!... And I'd like to eat breakfast with you more often, not like a GRAND breakfast like EVERY day, but just eat together... maybe... If we're not in a hurry somewhere..!! I'm not saying we should get Too comfortable just because we are spending more time but it could be a good thing... I underdstand there is some mixed feelings in this all, but if I think of it, I'd might like that... what do you think?....

- He: ....? Think about?

- She: Ok FINE, you don't feel like I do.... Fuck you, we're DONE!

- He: What?!

- Friend: Dude... what's wrong with you? She just said that she wanted to move in with you and you said you didn't!!!

- He: WHAT part of ALL That said so?

- Friend: That WHOLE thing said so!!.... it's called femaletardness, she didn't mean to confuse you! Jeez, READ. BETWEEN. THE. LINES, SON!!!
by Twocolorsocks November 9, 2011
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FEMMETASTIC

"Fantastic" new LGBT term describing "Fantastic" feminine traits, "Fantastic" behavior, "Fantastic" style, "Fantastic" expression, "Fantastic" self-perception and so on.
Ajai is the most FEMMETASTIC woman a Butch could be luck to get their hands on.
by onegaylady March 26, 2010
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Femeter

A combination of feet and meters, often used for measuring one eigth of an airplane wing
The one eighth of an airplane wing was 2500 Femeters , wow what a big airplane wing
by Obie_ November 28, 2018
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Feclets

Multiple fecii - more than one fecus
fecii is prenounced FEE-KY
Dude, i shat some feclets!
by GrAdYoLsOn February 3, 2008
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