A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
by Hot Carl February 20, 2005
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someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!
by phoenix1984 September 15, 2005
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