Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.
"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019
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What you say when you are trying to hide the pain so you cover it up by saying you feel better when in reality you don’t.
Emma: I feel better
Jody: you sure
Emma’s thoughts: I don’t feel better I feel horrible
Emma: ya I’m okay
by Lowkeyyy. March 4, 2019
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when you have sex without protection and it just slips inside and it feels better than with protection
it doesn’t feel good covered, it feels better raw.
by akdheisisnsbdidisnxns November 23, 2017
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Spoken identically by:
1) Hal 9000, the computer in '2001 - A Space Odyssey'.
2) Donald Trump, in the hospital in 2020.
"I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do."
by Monkey's Dad October 4, 2020
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#1. a nice-sized bowl of weed

#2. a reference to the expression "feel better now" and "I feel a lot better now"

#3. may be used to say something makes you feel good, happy, better.

ex #1: "Dude, we're done with finals! Let's go celebrate on my couch with a bowl of feel a whole lot better now."

"Totally, man. First chillum on me."

ex #2: (inside classroom student to teacher)
"I'm sorry my paper's not done, Mrs.T, I just feel so sick."

"No prob Bob, feel better now, ya hear?"

(hallway student to student)
"Mrs.T just gave me a bowl of feel better now and I feel a lot better now."

ex #3:

"I feel like I was getting sick before, but that chicken soup was like eating a bowl of feel a lot better now."


"OMG he's so hot, I was having a shitty day then I saw him and he totally changed my mood. He's such a bowl of feel a lot better now."

by May I. Havaword February 22, 2009
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