feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

feel better by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019

I feel better 

What you say when you are trying to hide the pain so you cover it up by saying you feel better when in reality you don’t.

Emma: I feel better
Jody: you sure
Emma’s thoughts: I don’t feel better I feel horrible
Emma: ya I’m okay

I feel better by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

a bowl of feel a lot better now 

#1. a nice-sized bowl of weed

#2. a reference to the expression "feel better now" and "I feel a lot better now"

#3. may be used to say something makes you feel good, happy, better.

ex #1: "Dude, we're done with finals! Let's go celebrate on my couch with a bowl of feel a whole lot better now."

"Totally, man. First chillum on me."


ex #2: (inside classroom student to teacher)
"I'm sorry my paper's not done, Mrs.T, I just feel so sick."

"No prob Bob, feel better now, ya hear?"

(hallway student to student)
"Mrs.T just gave me a bowl of feel better now and I feel a lot better now."


ex #3:

"I feel like I was getting sick before, but that chicken soup was like eating a bowl of feel a lot better now."

or

"OMG he's so hot, I was having a shitty day then I saw him and he totally changed my mood. He's such a bowl of feel a lot better now."

a bowl of feel a lot better now by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022