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Feather Plucker Syndrome

A phenomena of human anti-social behavior shown by crack cocaine addicts. Subconsciously, the addict purposely alienates their person from everyone else by the act of self-mutilation. While alone and under the influence, the person does this by looking into the mirror and picking at his/her face until bleeding occurs.

This type of behavior can be likened to the capture and traumatic displacing of a South American Scarlet Macaw. This is now an in country parrot that plucks its feathers out for seemingly no apparent reason at all.

However, stress and detachment, same as the need to be alone with their addicting drugs causes both the addict and bird a horrific disfigurement.
The doctor says to the crack-head, "Young lady, I'm going to suggest that you seek mental treatment; this is the worst case of Feather Plucker Syndrome I have ever seen!"

"There is only one thing worse in this world than a now reformed bible-toting whore: The fact that she used-to-be an opium addicted feather plucker as well!" Gravy111
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome

This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!
Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
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featherclucker

Another way of calling somebody "chicken" and saboteur simultaneously; indicative of a coward who nevertheless does something bold to inconvenience in some way those around him, only to flee the scene or try unsuccessfully to weasel his way out to avoid repercussions.

Can also be used as a euphemism for "motherfu**er," namely someone who grieves someone else and shows little remorse.

Can also be used by chicken harvesters to insult a particularly stubborn poultry when eluding capture to avoid being butchered for meat.
"You're not getting out of this one! You stole my Gatorade, you featherclucker!"

"These featherclucking hens are getting on my nerves!"
by ObscuredOne October 25, 2006
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flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.
Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.
by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025
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