Fauxneck 

Someone who appears to be a red neck to protect himself from his dubious surroundings, but is really brilliant and cultivated beyond measure.

Ransom is a fauxneck.

Fauxneck by Inlikewithafauxneck October 4, 2012

fauxnection

A false connection made to another person in order to gain something from them. Usually information or other things not easily procured otherwise. Involves pretending an otherwise non-existent acquaintance.

1. Heather made a fauxnection with the bouncer to get us into the club.

fauxnection by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012

fauxnector 

A fauxnector is the person who is guilty of making a fauxnection.

I stopped listening to James after he said he was best friends with Stacy because I know she hates him, and snubbed him last week. He is a total fauxnector!

fauxnector by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012