Fauxgurt Share definition Flag A creamy breakfast substance made from a non-dairy base. John enjoyed a cup of almond or soy fauxgurt as a replacement for regular yogurt which sent him running for the loo due to his severe lactose intolerance. Fauxgurt by Zakley June 18, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Fauxgurt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch