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Fauxgurt
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A creamy
breakfast
substance made from a
non
-dairy
base
.
John enjoyed a
cup
of
almond
or soy fauxgurt as a replacement for regular
yogurt
which sent him running for the loo due to his severe lactose intolerance.
Fauxgurt
by
Zakley
June 18, 2011
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