fatslap

some one who is fat and touches themselves at night.

my room-ate is a fatslap, all he does is eat and touch himself at night

by RVL12 March 4, 2008

fapslap

The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.

I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.

by polydizzle February 5, 2009

fatslapper

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.

"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."

by Fatslapper October 10, 2009

fatflap

Used for females who have large "flaps". Excess skin around the vaginal area :) baggy fanny.

have you seen megan's fatflaps?

by QueenB33 August 13, 2010

fatslapper

A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together...

She's a real fatslapper...

by Smokehouse December 18, 2004

factslapped

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.

he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped

by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011

Fat-slap

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.

John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.

by J-Sox August 2, 2009