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Fat minute 

1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.

2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
Ex: 1

Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.

Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.

Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.

Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*

Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.

Kat: Bet.

Ex 2:

Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.
Fat minute by Wichititty April 21, 2012
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fat minute 

a really long period of time
I haven't smoked in a fat minute
fat minute by RickJones December 8, 2007
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a fat minute 

Dude, in mexico five dollars will get you set for a fat minute.
a fat minute by Eli Rockwood July 24, 2009

fat ass minute 

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.
Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.
fat ass minute by Dani2yung December 10, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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