Fast Freddy 

A low life, blue gummed, spear chucker that is drunk on his dilutions of greatness and is anything but fast, and it was said that his intelligence is best modeled by looking in center of a doughnut,

That fast Freddy just took the whole eight inches like a champ.

Fast Freddy by Billy Crystal May 1, 2019

fast freddy 

the fastest of the fast. He can pass the speed of light in a quarter of a second. His penis size, charisma, and stature, (along with speed), are only rivaled by the epic Matt McGrath.

Fast freddy is sooo fast. He killed a man with his bare hands.

fast freddy by Scrizzle Scrizzle February 21, 2005

Fast Freddie 

The closest "pop up" target in a standard 300-yard US Army rifle shooting range. Fast Freddie is the only half-torso target used, all other targets are full-torso. Fast Freddie pops up 50-75M from the shooting pit.

I recommend you miss one of the 300-meter targets on purpose so you have an extra bullet in case you miss Fast Freddie.

Fast Freddie by VP-bofh January 26, 2004