Fast Freddy

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A low life, blue gummed, spear chucker that is drunk on his dilutions of greatness and is anything but fast, and it was said that his intelligence is best modeled by looking in center of a doughnut,

That fast Freddy just took the whole eight inches like a champ.

Fast Freddy by Billy Crystal May 1, 2019

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fast freddy

the fastest of the fast. He can pass the speed of light in a quarter of a second. His penis size, charisma, and stature, (along with speed), are only rivaled by the epic Matt McGrath.

Fast freddy is sooo fast. He killed a man with his bare hands.

fast freddy by Scrizzle Scrizzle February 21, 2005

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Fast Freddie

The closest "pop up" target in a standard 300-yard US Army rifle shooting range. Fast Freddie is the only half-torso target used, all other targets are full-torso. Fast Freddie pops up 50-75M from the shooting pit.

I recommend you miss one of the 300-meter targets on purpose so you have an extra bullet in case you miss Fast Freddie.

Fast Freddie by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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