When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 2, 2008
When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 5, 2008
When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL
by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017
Person 1: That right there is a fatty, farty, poo! (Said in disgust with a British accent)
Person 2: Yeah, it was the burgers i ate last night.
Person 2: Yeah, it was the burgers i ate last night.
by Mal7843 February 26, 2008
if you searched this, bravo, youre an idiot. if you found this going down the list on the site, laugh, buy a mug, and be cool at the office.
office guy 1: dude, check this out, i got poo poo farty mcweinertits on a mug.
office guy 2: youre an idiot.
office guy 2: youre an idiot.
by intergalactic loser champion August 28, 2010