Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.
by Stingy Guts February 05, 2024