fart perfume 

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.

John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!

fart perfume by blissillusion October 27, 2009

perfumed fart 

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

perfumed fart by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010