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fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon
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A word used to describe an extreme fan of someone or something, when Fanboy/Fangirl simply doesn't cut it. Has nothing to do with the sexual orientation and is simply a coarser way of calling someone a fan.
He's such an FC Barcelona fangay, I can't stand him!

The Pokemon fangays in my school are so annoying!
fangay by kreten January 10, 2016

Fagalash 

Fagalash characterizes the embodiment of laziness, feeling like doing nothing
I can’t come to your party I have fagalash
Fagalash by Bobamba March 18, 2021

Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016
1. the feeling or action resulting from experiencing a particularly exciting event within the canon of a certain fandom, especially an event that has been anticipated for a long period of time, has a particular amount of tension building up to it.

2. Any extreme outburst of energy related to one's obsession with a fandom or an aspect of the fandom, especially when seen in random unrelated situations.

3. to experience a fangasm.
"The Prisoner of Azkaban movie was a fangasm for Sirius x Remus fans."

"If Kishimoto reveals that Yondaime is Naruto's father, I'm gonna fangasm!"
fangasm by Remix Sakura December 18, 2004
When a serious fan of a tv show, book or series of books, etc. sees or hers about something related to that tv show, book or series of books, etc. and has an extreme and overwhelming feeling of joy.
While watching the 50th anniversary episode of Doctor Who, Cathryn had a fangasm when David Tennant said his signature exit line "I don't want to go."
fangasm by Cafuifui December 29, 2013