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fairy muff 

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.
fairy muff by jasoncart December 24, 2008

fairy muff 

a fandabydozy dude or dudette who often lies and is an ass but is very entertaining and super at the same time!! super cool but not as cool as sonic!! also tends to like to think he/she is a great juggler and is very pretty! ;)
"i love fairy muff he/she is class"

"fairy muff is legendery, totaly brilliant"

"hello, my name is fairy muff, shortened to fairy for a laugh!"
fairy muff by xXx_sonic_xXx May 26, 2006

fairy muff (response- Glitter!) 

an alternative term for 'fair enough'.
When me and my finace were stoned, we sat there and wondered where glitter came from. Don't worry, this is going somewhere. We decided that as 'fairies' (in their disney sense) were glittery, it was OBVIOUS that they came glitter. Therefore, glitter is made by factories of fairies, masturbating. They are forced to do so. When they come, they shriek 'glitter'. Now, as Fairy Muff sounds like Fair Enough, me and my fiance started to use it instead. The other one of us would say 'glitter' in a high pitched tone of voice in response.
'we need to pop into the post office later'
'fairy muff'
'glitter!'

fairymuff 

Charles: Well, We're gonna have to pull out.
Jeeves: Fairymuff.
fairymuff by Jamesylol January 8, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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