fail snail 

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

fail snail by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

Fail Snail 

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.

Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"

Fail Snail by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Fail Snail 

The victim of a future (possibly fatal) fail that everyone but the victim sees coming a from mile away.

Rednecks are the largest known colony of fail snails.

Fail Snail by The Fail Farm March 4, 2011

sail fail 

A manuever pulled when a person easily fails something without very much effort or thought put into it.

That honors class was so hard that I just sail failed right though it.

sail fail by seven forty post meridian June 9, 2005

Set Sail for Fail 

A term used as a warning of predicted impending failure. Generally the phrase relates to any situation where the outcome has been perceived as unlikey to gather the desired result (Fail) and yet still that course of action is chosen anyway due to either ignorance, arrogance or both.

The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.

Dude1: "Guys, I'm gonna drive, I really wanna drive."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."

Set Sail for Fail by SPiggs April 12, 2009