fagirl

A fangirl whose main obsession is homosexual men - generally derived from their love of male/male slash, or pairings/shipping. Often, said pairings are wildly out of character or non-canon, but this isn't always the case. A portmanteau of fag and fangirl.

Guy 1: Her deviantart is mostly filled with Harry/Malfoy slash.

Guy 2: Wait, wait, wait. Mostly?

Guy 1: There's one or two Sirius/Lupin fanfics.

Guy 2: Dear God... She must be a fagirl.

by marisolace October 28, 2007

Fangirlioma

A disease which is transferred by exposure to art-sharing websites, undertale, and any game that you can fangirl over.

Oh my god, I think she's got fangirlioma!

by uhhhh.wav December 17, 2018

Fairlane

A woman who’s presence could warm a thousand Earths. Without effort, she fascinates your soul. Her cheerful and playful nature animates all that are fortunate enough to encounter her. She is always a best friend. Her capacity for love is endless; she personifies heaven. She is sweet as bliss and all attempts at expressing her startling beauty are unsatisfying. Her goodness creates a desire in you to fix all the world’s problems so she can live a safe and happy life where no harm could ever come upon her. If you ever meet a Fairlane, you have been blessed with a rare and precious gift.

In this life or any other, there will never be another like my Fairlane.

by heaven1on1earth December 5, 2012

Annoying fangirls

Girls from age 3-19+ that go apeshit if you say

*said name* uses too much audiotune

*said name* has a tiny dick, I have a bigger one, and I am a girl

*said name* smokes too much

*said name* is a fuck head

*said name*'s music sucks

Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz

Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
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BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"

by BieberNeedsToDieTODAY August 15, 2011

sans fangirl

a screechy terrifying young girl who scares the living shit out of me
also a lil' bitch who will kill if you even mention sans not being real

Me: did you see that sans fangirl
Sans Fangirl: WAT U SAY ABOUT ME

by Whyjust...why June 23, 2017

fairly athletic quails

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

fangirl attack

When a super fan of a particular form of media, such as a music group or television show, begins to obsess over said media to an extreme. These attacks are usually brought on by events like a favorite character dying or their OTP finally getting together (or in extreme cases breaking up - this is an extremely dangerous time). If you come across a fangirl/fanboy while they are having a fangirl attack, DO NOT ENGAGE. They are extremely emotional during this time and could even become violent. To avoid any unnecessary injuries, walk away slowly and leave him/her to cry in peace.

Girl: WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME ?!?
Boy1: What's up with her?
Boy2: She's having a fangirl attack. We'd best leave her alone before it gets out of control.
Girl: *crying in front of her computer screen*

by theinternethasruinedme April 5, 2015