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n. A safe, comical way to announce one's absolute bewilderment.
Ken paints all the new cars in his household to resemble an early US Naval Squadron, the 3rd Observation Squadron, for instance. He just likes the bright color schemes…

Bill travelling down the interstate sees the newly painted-up cars travelling in a row, all with the ancient naval markings, and remarks, "What the fadoo is going on here?"

Tiger has recently had slew of affairs, although he has a remarkably beautiful wife. Now, he could be facing a costly divorce, loss of product endorsements, diminished public favour, etc.

Jo Anne, reflecting on Tiger's looming plight remarks, " What the fadoo was he thinking?"

Fadoo is a word that replaces the harsher, sexually charged taboo word f***.
fadoo by Never Was An Arrow II December 7, 2009
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A penis. Usually used when deacribing a simple drawing of a penis and two balls.
Someone drew a fadoo in the bathroom stall and it looks like a goofy looking penis
Fadoo by Hoobeeboo November 17, 2017
Related Words

FABOOZLED 

FABOOZLED:- FABOOZLED is the, so far unheard of, description of a conventional FABARM who has been degenerated by one or more N O N FABARMS!
IF...O N L Y that FABARM hadn't become FABOOZLED! We'll HAVE to remember that it'll probably NEVER happen again - a FABARM is a FABARM is a FABARM!!!
FABOOZLED by FABARM January 4, 2019
The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.
Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011
A cheap knock-off of the Moda watch group. Largely inhabited by members who have been banned from the original, or were too suspect to gain access. A less intelligent play on words for “F-Moda”, with plausible deniability so the members can beg to rejoin later.
“Hey man where can I post these Faux Lex watches, and Invicta dead stock? This is stuff I’m not even comfortable selling on TWAT/Craigslist.” “Have you tried Fadom group? The mods take no responsibility, should be good to go!”
FADOM by DookieVerbalizer January 26, 2023
A girl of a kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Fadoua doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She doesn’t care what other people think of her and she is a great friend. Fadoua has her bitchy moments, but she will fix it. She doesn’t care about being the most popular, she sticks with her close friends and makes new friends easily. She is the bestest best friend.
I need a Fadoua
Fadoua by Veronique7777 September 3, 2018
To Facebook and poop at the same time.
I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.
facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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