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n. A safe, comical way to announce one's absolute bewilderment.
Ken paints all the new cars in his household to resemble an early US Naval Squadron, the 3rd Observation Squadron, for instance. He just likes the bright color schemes…

Bill travelling down the interstate sees the newly painted-up cars travelling in a row, all with the ancient naval markings, and remarks, "What the fadoo is going on here?"

Tiger has recently had slew of affairs, although he has a remarkably beautiful wife. Now, he could be facing a costly divorce, loss of product endorsements, diminished public favour, etc.

Jo Anne, reflecting on Tiger's looming plight remarks, " What the fadoo was he thinking?"

Fadoo is a word that replaces the harsher, sexually charged taboo word f***.
fadoo by Never Was An Arrow II December 7, 2009
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A penis. Usually used when deacribing a simple drawing of a penis and two balls.
Someone drew a fadoo in the bathroom stall and it looks like a goofy looking penis
Fadoo by Hoobeeboo November 17, 2017
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FABOOZLED 

FABOOZLED:- FABOOZLED is the, so far unheard of, description of a conventional FABARM who has been degenerated by one or more N O N FABARMS!
IF...O N L Y that FABARM hadn't become FABOOZLED! We'll HAVE to remember that it'll probably NEVER happen again - a FABARM is a FABARM is a FABARM!!!
FABOOZLED by FABARM January 4, 2019
The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.
Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011
A cheap knock-off of the Moda watch group. Largely inhabited by members who have been banned from the original, or were too suspect to gain access. A less intelligent play on words for “F-Moda”, with plausible deniability so the members can beg to rejoin later.
“Hey man where can I post these Faux Lex watches, and Invicta dead stock? This is stuff I’m not even comfortable selling on TWAT/Craigslist.” “Have you tried Fadom group? The mods take no responsibility, should be good to go!”
FADOM by DookieVerbalizer January 26, 2023
A girl of a kind of mystery. She is open, honest, and direct, but only when asked or when she finds it necessary. Fadoua doesn't give her heart away easily, but when she does she falls hard. She doesn’t care what other people think of her and she is a great friend. Fadoua has her bitchy moments, but she will fix it. She doesn’t care about being the most popular, she sticks with her close friends and makes new friends easily. She is the bestest best friend.
I need a Fadoua
Fadoua by Veronique7777 September 3, 2018
To Facebook and poop at the same time.
I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.
facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011
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