Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
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silent facial mask rant

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.
I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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