face scale 

a quick way of displaying emotion when you cant be arsed showing said emotions

john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale

face scale by kyranist July 19, 2011

Face Tits Ass Scale 

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

Face Tits Ass Scale by Huntiar February 13, 2019

FaceScape 

The slick new trend of Facebook and RuneScape. Probably one of the best inventions made.

Jon: Go on ichat
Tim: No get on that Facescape.

FaceScape by daihdl November 8, 2009