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Expect that what is not predicted will happen.
Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.
by Light Joker August 08, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the like will utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.
by Protestant of Protestants April 19, 2016
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