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Eskimobile 

The funky funky ride of an eskimo. Right now the Eskimobile is in the form of a Toyota Tacoma, but has also been a Ford Probe, Ford Mustang and Dodge Aspen. The Eskimobile is more a system of belief than an object. It represents the coolness of the arctic and the pure glory of its people. And it is the bringer the coolest eskimo you ever did know.
Eric "Dood! We're late for the show"

Lucas "No fear my Eskibro, throw the gear in the back and jump in the eskimobile and we will ride like the fuckin artic wind"

And the show was played.
Eskimobile by Savage Buffalo April 9, 2011
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eskimolest 

verb

pester or harass (someone) with Eskimo kisses, typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.
Damn it, Sally! You know I hate it when you eskimolest me. I'm a grown ass man!
eskimolest by Kill_yourself August 11, 2016

Eskimotites 

A disease of which one cant explain there feelings and uses indiscribable words.
He Suffers From Eskimotites,"I feel sorry for him".
Eskimotites by Curryman20 February 14, 2008

Eskimbirlet Flores 

A friendly, amazing, supportive person that will always stick to her hoes. Her main friend group consists mainly of Vanessa, Andres, Arman, Perla, Mateo, Joshua, and Pamela. Every cholo in the hood is after her but she won´t give them shit. Could steal your boyfriend if she wants to. Part of "a place called home¨. Favorite catchphrase: ExCuUuUuUuUuUuUsE mEeEeEeE.
Boy 1: Did you see Eskimbirlet Flores today?
Boy 2: She was looking kind of thick

Boy 1: Yesssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr