Errett 

Someone who respects woman but makes it very clear when he is hooking up with them it’s just a hookup. He screws girls over but it’s an “honest accident”. Seems like a really good guy but once you get to know him he’s actually a huge asshole but if you get to know him a little more there’s some nice guy under all that asshole. He loves his dog, his ducks, his beer, and his friends. Really good guy unless it comes to girls than he is just the worst. On accident.

“That guy is such an errett I can’t believe he played her without even knowing it”

Errett by Venti_summs May 21, 2018

Errett 

He is the coolest person you will ever meet he is sexy and will wear socks when in bed with the homies

Good thing Errett is wearing socks

Errett by Ewall May 17, 2020

Correction Errection 

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.

Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'

Correction Errection by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010

erietta 

Erietta is a beutiful girl that gets around with everyone,she is very social with everyone and kind. She is a party animal but not show it right away.. with big cherries and a big peach. She will either love you or hate you

dude she looks like an Erietta

erietta by Pepepepe January 9, 2021

One Direction Errection 

A love from a male towards one direction which causes them to have an one direction errection.

guy: OMG guys! I'm having an one direction errection!

One Direction Errection by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

Errectile Malfunction 

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

Errectile Malfunction by Zaky November 27, 2006

erret 

A mimicking of the sound heard from turntables when a DJ scratches the records, but is just a comically bad rendition of said sound. Commonly used as code language for crew members to say something without saying it. Uses for erret include acknowledging a hot female in the presence or other unspoked code, but is mostly used to annoy people. Variants include Et-erret, er-erret, skirret, set-sirret, skit-skirret, etc.

::Attractive female walks by::
Hood 1: Erret.
Hood 2: Set-sirret

::Person of authority is talking::
Professor: The homework is to read chapter 6.
Idiot student: ERRET!

erret by SIXnop April 25, 2006