Electronic press kits are packages a group, film crew, musician/band sends as a digital package to advertise and give insight into projects. One of the most common uses is in describing a half-assed DVD featurette that's nothing but fluff and worthless compliments from the cast and crew.
The bonus stuff on the DVD only contained throw-away EPK features. Wait for the special edition.
Typically kept in a woman's purse at all time incase her or her friend get's her period unexpectedly. An EPK usually contains about three tapons and four or five maxi pads.
Jessica: "Oh shoot, I think I just had my period."
Dianne: "Don't worry, I have my EPK in my purse."
Jessica: "Thanks Dianne, you're a real life-saver."
Dianne: "No problem, I'm always prepared."
That one shy guy you see alone so you decide to take him under your wing, later finding out he is the craziest person you've ever met. A submissive but funny intellect that will keep you laughing clean for hours.
Hey I see an epko on the corner, let's gomeet him!
Dude you are making epko jokes right now.
One zesty chick who can be a blast to be around once she has consumed a small amount of caffine, preferably in the form of coffe... zebra... double shot...
Me, the coolest coffee-drinking, hyper-active, your mom-saying, lost calling-calling, hyphen-utilizing Amber this side of the galaxy!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.