epiphagasm

ih-PIF-uh-gaz-uh'm
(A portamentau word of epiphany and orgasm)

noun
1. A sudden, climactic feeling of genital and bodily excitement caused by perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.

Also,
adjective: epiphagasmal

- College freshman Benjamin had an epiphagasm when he realized that a microwave can be used to prepare virtually any food in the world.

- After Mary broke her leg, she had an epiphagasm because she realized she now had a valid excuse for not attending Phys-Ed the rest of the schoolyear.

- John has an epiphagasm when he realized premixed Kool-Aid powder could be eaten straight outta the container.

- I had an epiphagasm when I discovered there was no urbandictionary.com definition for "epiphagasm".

- I had an epiphagasm when I realized my pseudonym could be an anagram.

- In the case that you should find my real name by solving the anagrammatic pseudonym, you could potentially have an epiphagasm.

epiphagasm by Manful Kayak Ripoffs November 18, 2011

epiphigasm 

The physically and spiritually overwhelmingly pleasurable sensation of coming to a new realization.

Chick 1: I had the most incredible epiphigasm of my life last night.

Chick 2: Tell it.

Chick 1: I'm actually NOT fat. I'm a size 2 for gods' sake.

Chick 2: In-DEED.

epiphigasm by d2squared November 5, 2007

esophagasm 

1.) Throwing up at the same time as having an orgasm.

A.) Receiving so much pleasure from the act of throwing up that you have an orgasm.

B.) Eating food or drinking a beverage that tastes as good coming up as it does going down.

EXAMPLES
1.) The girl was getting double teamed and had an orgasm just as the man in front gagged her and made her vomit: an esophagasm.
2.) Last night I drank so much that I had to puke to make room for more beer. It felt so good when I did that I had an esophagasm.

esophagasm by FutballFan May 4, 2009

epiphanastic 

when something is so fantastic it gives you an epiphany.

Hey, Larry, that poem you wrote about jogging is epiphanastic!

epiphanastic by Sister Sassafras March 30, 2010

Epiphanismic 

Epiphanismic is a persons response to someone following an epiphany.

Eg - following an inspirational idea:

"Thats totally epiphanismic!"

Epiphanismic by Natalie Bannister December 28, 2008

Esophagasm 

The sensation of a cool beverage traveling down the esophagus.

After a hot day, the iced tea induced esophagasm was a welcome treat.

Esophagasm by HYM1100S May 3, 2023