enterrupting 

When you tell someone a story, but you get interrupted by someone else entering the room.

"Whe you enter a room, can you check for a second if someone ´s talking, so you are´nt enterrupting someone for once?"

enterrupting by Raziel2 April 1, 2017

Interrupting cow 

A mysterious mammal species that often appears in the middle of terrible jokes.

"Dude I saw an interrupting cow yesterday!"
"What's a-"
"Mooooooooooo!"

Interrupting cow by Ninjagirl22 July 24, 2017

interrupting rapist 

The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*

interrupting rapist by S. Pap. and Lover. April 23, 2006

Sexual Enterruption

1. during a sexual act, when the male enters the female and then immediately erupts.
a word pairing the words
"enter" and "eruption"

2. to bust a quick nut- negating the ability to pull out

1. girl1: "so janet howd your night go with shaun?"

girl2: "not so good, he got on top of me and before we could do anything he had a sexual enterruption."

2. guy: AHH! AHH! the heat from your vagina! ohahhggffrrtaaaaaa! *bites lip*
girl: uh...i think you had a sexual enteruption.

Sexual Enterruption by stapleface the great April 24, 2009

Am I interrupting something? 

phrase. Said whenever you realize that you have walked in on an intimate moment of a relationship. The most common response is a short silence, then a no.

Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.

Am I interrupting something? by RRRRRRRRRREKT March 18, 2015

Interrupting Cows

1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke.

2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).

1) 'knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Interrupting cows'

'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?'

'Git'

2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by?

'Oh y*MOOO*eah*'

'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!

Interrupting Cows by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

Interrupting Penis 

A man who does not let women explain concepts in meetings because he cuts into her dialog with his own thoughts either on purpose or inadvertently because subconsciously he thinks he can do it better. Except sometimes it is consciously.

I almost texted Chris in the middle of the meeting to tell him to stop cock blocking you. What an interrupting penis!

Interrupting Penis by Cat Drost 2525 March 20, 2021