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emosogynist 

A word coined by blog Jezebel in 2007 describing a man who comes across as feminist due to his sensitive, emo demeanor but who is in fact emotionally immature and adheres to unrealistic fantasies of women. Because he doesn't participate equally in relationships with real women he is woman-hating, therefore emosogynist.
Zach Braff is the classic example of a celebrity emosogynist.

In usage:
"He said he was breaking up with me because he couldn't give me the love I deserved."
"God, what an emosogynist."
emosogynist by sheistolerable December 14, 2007

EmoBobbleHat 

The best mutual in tiktok u can have, is 100% valid
someone: have u seen emobobblehat new video?!
someone 2: yess!! I love it
EmoBobbleHat by lalinroos April 7, 2022

emowobble 

v.

A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.
I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.
emowobble by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Emobobblehat 

The best and kindest mutual i ever had <3 !

best splatoon tiktoker
Person 1: Have you ever heard of emobobblehat ?

person 2: Yes, theyre my moot !!

emobobblehat 

my funniest mutual <3

better then everybody else and probably way cooler too

actually no probably

also very hot💪💪
(Not cool person): “I hate emobobblehat”

Blake (THATS ME💪): wHAT *eats them*
emobobblehat by blakeisverygay April 8, 2022

emobobblehat 

A really cool splatoon tiktoker!! Who makes really enjoyable content who also looks really cool 😎
Hey have you heard of emobobblehat their my favourite tiktoker
emobobblehat by DeltaName April 7, 2022