emopression 

(Noun) Depression with music. Most often sufferers from emopression will seclude themselves from others and may even forego from activties they may have previously adored, such as weed, friends, or World of Warcraft, to drift into a state of reliance on music (often the emo genre).

Friend 1: Hey, let's go play some WoW.
Jason: Naw, I'm gonna go listen to music...
Friend 2: Hey, dude, let's go bowling.
Jason: *No response with headphones on*
Friend 1: Hey, Friend 1, we gotta get Jason out his emopression soon before he does some rash.
Friend 2: I concur.

emopression by VeGeToIsE July 28, 2008

emopression 

Depression with music.

Jason's emopression was so bad, he resorted to music over World of Warcraft, homework.

emopression by Jason H. July 21, 2008

Abstract Expressionism 

- noun
an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.

A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.

Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.

Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.

Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!

Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.

Abstract Expressionism by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger July 20, 2010

edpression 

(1) the state of missing Ed Sheeran so much during his break that all you can do is listen to Photograph and cry

(2) the state of being after an Ed Sheeran concert because it's over

non sheerio: omg why are you so upset?
sheerio: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EDPRESSION FEELS LIKE SO GO AWAY.

edpression by xsheeriox June 24, 2016

Hotel Expressionism 

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.

"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"

Hotel Expressionism by Matt Yee April 30, 2006

Post-fartum expression 

The sigh of relieve and that silly smile a person has after letting out that gas that has been held in for so long.

Slightly changed term from 'Testees' Ssn1 when Peter lets out a huge fart that he thought was a baby and Ron tells him he's got post-fartum depression. Post-fartum expression is easier to relate to.

Post-fartum expression by Taidi January 16, 2010

Expressionive 

Being expressing in stuff. Like an anger clap and a happy clap.

(Borrowed from Parker Plays) It sounds like a happy clap, but its not. Happy clap: (Claps). Anger clap: (Claps harder). Very expressionive.

Expressionive by Birbot May 27, 2019