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An e-mail with emotional ("emo") content. Most often, emoils come from sentimental ex-lovers.

The hyphen that is frequently included in the word "e-mail" is omitted in the word "emoil" so as not to interrupt the spelling of "emo" at the beginning.
College girl to friend: "Ugh, Brad just sent me another pathetic emoil. He's an idiot if he thinks he has a chance. Can't he see how much hotter my new boyfriend is?"

TA to professor: "Would you talk to the student who keeps sending me emoils about wanting an extension on the paper? I know her whole family just got killed in a fire, but she should still be able to meet deadlines."

Worker to co-worker: "He's totally gonna fire me for the crack cocaine incident. Maybe I should try sending him an emoil."
emoil by ®© April 22, 2009
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Emilinators

Cyber-legion founded in 2021 by Emil Turchin. They’re famous for fighting against censorship and authoritarianism. Since the beginning of the 2022 Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, they claimed to attack numerous websites and databases related to the companies who remain operational in Russia and Belarus. Emilinators are also famous for targeting individuals who support Russia in its genocidal war against Ukraine. Along with NAFO, their members are fighting against misinformation spread by state-affiliated media outlets and useful idiots.
Emilinators are gonna breach lukashenka’s ass if he’s not gonna resign this week

emilia fart 

Nikkie Tutorials : I wanna be emilia fart she's so iconic

email tennis 

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

per my previous email 

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018

emil steilsson 

The cute Iceland personification from Hetalia. He has white-silver, curly hair and his eyes differ from purple to a blue. Emil wears a dark brown military jacket, a white dress shirt, brown straight-legged pants, and white half-laced boots. He also sports a pair of white gloves. He carries around with him a Puffin, a penguin-like bird, which sometimes wears a pink/red ribbon around his neck. Himaruya has reveled the puffin's name to be Mr. Puffin. Mr. Puffin may look cute, but he speaks and acts like a mafioso. Out of his four other brothers (Norway, Denmark, Finland, and Sweden), he is the youngest. He appears to be calm and composed on the surface, but is warmer and more passionate deep down. Due to financial problems, Russia has been helping him out, although Emil can't help but act a bit suspicious. Iceland seems to be embarrassed and flustered when the other Nordics try to get him to call Norway "Big Brother". Iceland refuses most of the time, and states that he would have rather originated from a tribe of mysterious natives. People in the Hetalia fandom like to 'ship' or pair him most with 1.) Hong Kong 2.) Norway 3.) Turkey and 4.) Denmark.
"Emil Steilsson is my favorite character off of Hetalia!"
Emilia is the type of person who cares about people unconditionally. She loves with all her heart and soul. Emilia is strong in every way possible, she uses her voice to stand for what is right, and she doesn’t take no for an answer. She will make you laugh the hardest, smile the wisest and love with everything you have. Emilia can be both an introvert and extrovert so you must care with her in different styles. She has the best style, so you will always be stealing her clothes. Keep Emilia with you through life, she will always be there to listen or dance around when a boy breaks your heart, but all in all she will always give you the best advice. She kicks ass in every way possible, because she is just that cool! That’s why you love her.
“Who is that? Her style is next level”
“Emilia is so beautiful inside and out”
“Whoa that girl is so strong minded and she is using her voice for good”
“She must be an Emilia”
Emilia by My girl 26 December 31, 2018
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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