Emmidently 

Idk arie made it up

“somebody get her help emmidently 😍😩”

Emmidently by ANLLLLLLSC October 27, 2020

Evidently 

An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.

Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*

Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.

Evidently by MrFly August 28, 2016