Emergenturd

A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.

"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."

by CamLT August 3, 2015

emergiturd

When you are feeling fine one moment and then have the sudden urge to shit

“I was talking to Jon and he just sprinted to the bathroom, must’ve been an emergiturd”

by holywah July 21, 2021