Emergenturd 

A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.

"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."

Emergenturd by CamLT August 3, 2015

emergiturd 

When you are feeling fine one moment and then have the sudden urge to shit

“I was talking to Jon and he just sprinted to the bathroom, must’ve been an emergiturd”

emergiturd by holywah July 21, 2021