by Jace Lynne May 17, 2011
Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011
Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5
Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit
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