Eating Cookies

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In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.

"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.

Eating Cookies by MrBryant August 29, 2009

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eating cookies

A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Wanda best lose some weight dog, she's eating cookies.

eating cookies by BStalker July 16, 2007

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eating cookies

when a dude and a girl are kissing uncontrollably and someone catches them...

Roommate 1: on the bed kissing and making out with her boyfriend
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!

eating cookies by Tata & Moni March 14, 2005

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eating cookies

When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.

WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.

eating cookies by BStalker July 17, 2007

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I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.

Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. by ianamalsu August 26, 2007

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Eatin' Cookies

a polite way to say Snortin Crack

"Yo i called your phone but you aint ansa"
"yea sorry yo i was eatin' cookies"

Eatin' Cookies by SlamYourGramma June 9, 2009

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eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."

Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie

eating a cookie by allalberta November 22, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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