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Eat a D
What one says to a person they are mad at or joking around with. D is just a nice way of saying dick
Eat a D by Aaron East August 20, 2012
I’d eat a dog’s ass!
I’d eat a dog’s ass! by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021
I'd rather eat a shoe
I'd rather eat a shoe by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023
eat a dick
eat a dick by halfjap November 3, 2005
go eat a dolphin
An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.
go eat a dolphin by nr132386 July 9, 2011
Eat a dick
A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.
Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>
Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
Eat a dick by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009
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