During sex, when the man is about to come, he pulls out, throws the sheets over the woman and then comes all over the sheet instead. The woman uncovers herself and then gathers the dirty sheets and proceeds to do the man's laundry.
I didn't want her to get pregnant, so I pulled a dutch maid on her. Gotta love not having worry about the sheets getting dirty.
by elleinad311 February 1, 2011
by badgrammir February 19, 2009