Dry Spell

One's life is in critical danger after certain amount of time of not having sex.

1. Adam's dry spell has caused him to put his life in jeopardy and isn't thinking with his right head.

2. Melissa's social life is in dry spell danger because she just drunkenly hooked up with that douche in front of everyone.

3. If you don't help me end this dry spell right now, I could die, and you'll be held responsible.

4. This dry spell has put my life is in peril because my head between my legs and going to self cumbust.

by Avtar Ji May 19, 2017

Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

by damnitwayner October 19, 2010

dry spell dear

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.

That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.

by maximthemagnificent October 2, 2015

Dry spell

When your mate with double Gs doesnt pull for 9 months and gets a bit aggro due to the lack of sex

Me: "Can you believe how angry she got there at the tech team?"

Friend: "Yeah I think she might be on a 9 month dry spell"

by stanley30 June 18, 2018