Quaruntine drunk

A type of drunk that occurs from being isolated at home for an extended period of time (+3days). Used to pass time, improve moods and will more then likely be an explanation for alot of people being born(sorry kids, you arent special).

"Dude its 10am on a monday, why are you drunk"
"Shhhhh du... dude, its quaruntine drunk... totally fine"

by esaelp sedun dnes March 30, 2020

kombucha drunk

Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption

Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.

by izeze April 16, 2019

tiger drunk

Casual guy who normally doesn't drink, but give him a few shots and he's the life of the party. He transforms into a dance machine, swagg surfing, fist pumping, single cup beer pong champ, and just became the most interesting man in the world.

Every now and then you have to unleash the tiger in you. tiger drunk.

by kaechilla March 09, 2014

Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 03, 2023

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 12, 2022

angy little sussy drunk man

The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.

They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.

"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."

"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"

by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021

Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.

Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”

by The OG Mikey Mike April 01, 2025