droopy dick 

Can get it up. Kinda like whisky dick but for other reasons, like you jerk off too much, or your thinking about something else

I had the worst case of droopy dick, couldnt get it up. Shouldnt have jerked off 5 times before I hit it.

droopy dick by Trent Rockwell August 3, 2007

droopy dick 

condition caused by smoking weed for too many years.

Two girls at a party:
Oh yea, I know that guy. Forget him, he has droopy dick.

droopy dick by misskate May 17, 2009

Droopy-Dick

Droopy-Dick (droop-ē dick) : When a mature adult male refuses to accept that he has erectile dysfunction and refuses to stop trying to get his penis hard. He will try and try and try some more until finally his arm wears out. He then will use his opposing arm in hopes to become erect even if for a moment. Usually the male ends up cumming while at half mast and he then calls it a night whilst the female other half is left to flick her own bean.

Yeah hes terrible in bed from what I heard hes got Droopy-Dick, he can't get it up. Try as he might I heard he ended up just cumming without even getting all the way hard and Linda was left to fend for herself. So sad!

Droopy-Dick (Droop-ē dick) : When a mature adult male refuses to accept that he has erectile dysfunction and refuses to stop trying to get his penis hard. He will try and try and try some more until finally his arm wears out. He then will use his opposing arm in hopes to become erect even if for a moment. Usually the male ends up cumming while at half mast and he then calls it a night whilst the female other half is left to flick her own bean.

Droopy-Dick by RubySueDaisyMay April 8, 2026

dicky doopy 

A man that comes from ur penis hole and eats your fashial hair

Dicky doopy came and ate my mustache

dicky doopy by chad bunghole October 11, 2006