driffield
a town filled with lots of chavs who will either try and stab you or shag you
all dodgy little slimy things
all dodgy little slimy things
driffield by driffieldschoolisshit November 30, 2020
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Nigel Driffield
Person 1: Do you wanna see my Nigel Driffield? ;)
Person 2: Nah I bet it's more of a James Driffield
Person 3: 暨 (I don't know what these people are saying)
Person 2: Nah I bet it's more of a James Driffield
Person 3: 暨 (I don't know what these people are saying)
Nigel Driffield by Nigel Cock June 1, 2021
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Dronfield ironing board
A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
Dronfield ironing board by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008
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Duffield
It is retro swagger who enjoys short walks on the concrete and masturbating with his left and right hand simultaneously.
Did you meet that Duffield last night, I sent him m light in order to fight but infact i went on Urban Dictionary to write.
Duffield by Bc Cringedogga April 5, 2017
Dronfield
A small town north of Chesterfield and south of Sheffield, most people in this small town are inbred, mums and dads were related long before marriage.
For such a small town it also has a high percentage of closet homosexuals, particularly in the woodhouse area.I Suspect a lot of the closets move here because the pub known locally as "The Jolly Farmer", the name really does do it justice, it holds gay nights but all are welcome so the closets can bring their inbred families and look without touching. If you want to touch ask around the town centre for a guy called GAY A, he is inbred and well known.
The home office advice to non-residents is to take extreme care if you drop something. It’s recommended that you leave it unless you have someone watching your back. If you have no one to watch your back and the item is of such value that the inevitable consequences are acceptable it is recommended that you clench your buttocks with sufficient force to crush a brick, you have been warned.
For such a small town it also has a high percentage of closet homosexuals, particularly in the woodhouse area.I Suspect a lot of the closets move here because the pub known locally as "The Jolly Farmer", the name really does do it justice, it holds gay nights but all are welcome so the closets can bring their inbred families and look without touching. If you want to touch ask around the town centre for a guy called GAY A, he is inbred and well known.
The home office advice to non-residents is to take extreme care if you drop something. It’s recommended that you leave it unless you have someone watching your back. If you have no one to watch your back and the item is of such value that the inevitable consequences are acceptable it is recommended that you clench your buttocks with sufficient force to crush a brick, you have been warned.
“I would like to sleep with my sister so we’re moving to Dronfield”
“I dream about taking him up the Dronfield but don‘t tell my wife's me sister's me aunty's mother”
“I’m off to the jolly for a perv at a Dronfielder”
"i'm off to to Dronfield to see GAY A"
“I dream about taking him up the Dronfield but don‘t tell my wife's me sister's me aunty's mother”
“I’m off to the jolly for a perv at a Dronfielder”
"i'm off to to Dronfield to see GAY A"
Dronfield by rednecksarefunny March 10, 2009
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